ixnay-on-the-oddk:

Can we just skip the whole getting comfortable and getting to know each other phase and go straight to platonically smoking a bowl and playing videos games all day? Not even joking, the idea of going through the process of becoming good friends with someone has kept me from allowing myself new friends lol. Lets just start off being uninhibited, okay? Okay.

i-am-superjohnlocked:

ianphany-kicks-my-stickz:

castieltheangelofthursgay:

if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just whisper their url and watch the colour drain from their faces and their eyes fill with tears as they back away slowly to their desk

are you satan

are you god

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidentally end up having sex somehow