when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath
Perhaps in a parallel universe, I am still holding your hand.
Please do it!! You seem cool. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
IS THIS CARMEN?!
I KNEW IT